yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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