accomplished twins. life is a go
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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