VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
handjob tips. give me some.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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