Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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