the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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