i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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