nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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