I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I would fuck him just for his dog
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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