But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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