What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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