it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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