So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
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this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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