You're so nebulous sometimes
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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