We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
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i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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