You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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