How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
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I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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