Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
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I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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