Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
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Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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