She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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