I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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