I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
We need to rekindle our bromance
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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