You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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