he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
that is very illegal...i love you.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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