how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
