Umm I'm too high to move.
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
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I wanna passion pit in your ass
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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