new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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