a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
birth control should be required to get into college
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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