Non-Jews are for practice
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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