Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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