i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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