Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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