I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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