Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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