Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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