Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
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He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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