it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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