There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
