i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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