I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
