A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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