i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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