Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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