Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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