The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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