nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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