kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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