doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
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You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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