4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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