fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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