Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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