I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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