Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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