Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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