he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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